This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It - Audio Book - (64k)

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I re-encoded the book using a better audio source. So for the sake of simplicity; this copy of the book is smaller with better overall quality.
--Enjoy fellow pirates!

Written by David Wong
Read by Nick Podehl
Whispersync for Voice-ready
Length: 14 hrs and 54 mins
Release Date: 10-02-12
Format: M4B
Bitrate: 64 Kbps

This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It
UNABRIDGED

From the writer of the cult sensation "John Dies at the End" comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.

WARNING:

You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.

You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection -- the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like.

You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out.

Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it.

Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.

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