The Love Guru [2008](A UKB-KvCD By BINGOWINGZ)
Release Date: 1 August 2008 (UK)
Genre: Comedy | Romance | Sport
RunTime: 1 Hour 26 Minutes
PLOT:
Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist. Years later, Maurice has established himself as Guru Pitka in America, but would like to appear in the Oprah Show and be better than Deepak Chopra. When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings' star player, Jacques Grande, and also stand up to his dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so - with hilarious results.
CAST:
Mike Myers ... Maurice / Guru Pitka / Young Pitka / Teenage Pitka / Himself
Jessica Simpson ... Herself
Jessica Alba ... Jane Bullard
Kanye West ... Himself
Justin Timberlake ... Jacques 'Le Coq' Grande
Deepak Chopra ... Himself
Rob Blake ... Himself
Meagan Good ... Prudence Roanoke
Ben Kingsley ... Guru Tugginmypudha
Romany Malco ... Darren Roanoke
Verne Troyer ... Coach Punch Cherkov
Manu Narayan ... Rajneesh
John Oliver ... Dick Pants
Stephen Colbert ... Jay Kell
Jim Gaffigan ... Trent Lueders
INFO:
Source: DVD/NTSC
Video: MPEG1/NTSC/352x240/23fps
Audio: 44.1kHz/128kbps/Stereo
Size Of BiN File: 799 Mb
Sample Included: YES
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How to watch a UKB KVCD:
If you wish to View on your PC then use a media player called VLC IPB Image
which supports Cue and Bin format movies, but be warned, this and
Windows Media Player have been known to show incorrect movie runtimes
i.e. 37 minutes when the movie is actually 2 hours long.
You can download the VLC media player from www.videolan.org but it's NOT
recommended to view KVCD's on your PC as they're specifically encoded
to view on your standalone DVD Player and TV. If you are planning on
watching on your PC then please don't moan about quality as you have
been warned. If you wanted to watch on you PC then you've downloaded
the wrong release, You want a DIVX or XVID version so I'll say it
one more time, don't moan about quality as you have been warned.
To burn to disc using Nero just right click on the cue file which
will be the smallest of the 2 then choose Open With and browse to
your Nero.exe (possibly just called Nero) file. (Located in Program
Files / Ahead / Nero folder) Ensure the *Always use the selected
program to open this type of file* box is ticked, this way next time
all you have to do is double click the cue file and the burning
interface will open, now choose which speed you would like to burn
your disc at. It's recommended to burn at no more than 8x, Or 10x if you
burn at a faster speed this may impair the quality and make the
video pixelated. [Info By FFCcottage]
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Have A Nice Day ;)(((FREEDOM))) 