The Cure for Consciousness by p. jelen.pdf

YOU HAVE A DISEASE.

YOUR BRAIN IS INFECTED.

POISONED.

CONTAMINATED.

But don't worry. Ernie Lobe, a fifty-four year old baker, sociopath, and father of two is looking for the cure, which he thinks he may have found. The only problem is there's a slight side-effect...death. But don’t worry about that either, because you can get paid to die.