S K I D R O W.the leading force.proudly presentsPOSTAL 2: Paradise Lost (c) Running With Scissors17-04-2015......Release Date <-> Protection.................SteamAction/FPS.........Game Type <-> Disk(s)....................1 DVDRELEASE NOTESTen years after his Apocalypse Weekend escapades, The Postal Dudefinally returns!Paradise Lost is a full-fledged expansion pack for POSTAL 2 continuingthe saga of the POSTAL series. Join the Dude as he ventures back intohis former hometown embarking on a quest to find his lost dog. Not allis at it seems, as the once tranquil (relatively speaking) town and itscitizens have been transformed in the wake of the nuclear destruction.Dare to enter the varied Zones as you cross the Arid Desert, trekthrough the dense Rainy Foliage, freeze your nuts off in the NuclearWinter, and roam under the Ashen Skies. Meet the many mysteriousfactions comprised of the towering, the miniature, the zombified, andeverything in between and use your radiant people skills to attempt toally yourself with their enigmatic leaders, ranging from former childstars to terrifying demonic udder-wielding beasts! Fierce Lawmen,crazed Bandits, deranged Doomsday Survivalists, and a phallic child'stoy mascot await. Do whatever it takes to survive! Wait in lines! Usevending machines! Buy toilet paper! Journey to where it all began torescue your loyal companion!Prepare to delve into the post-apocalyptic world of Paradise Lost!Features:A complete singleplayer campaign: Brave Monday through Friday withtwists and turns each day.Free roam, non-linear, errand-based gameplay: Go do your daily choresor just screw around as you aimlessly run amok in the town!Peaceful vs. Violent decisions: Choose to be a wussy pacifist or wipeout everyone in your way. Hey, it's the apocalypse, so you'll probablyfit in!New arsenal and items: Take out some unlucky punks with the Revolver!Enact wasteland justice with the Lever-Action Shotgun! Whack some weedsand perhaps other meatier subjects with the Weed Whacker!Dual-wielding: Double your fun with double the gun!Boss battles: Settle some scores once and for all mano a mano.Full controller support: Piss on strangers from the comfort of yourcouch!The Dude's original voice: No bogus imposters here!NOTE: this game is standalone and includes original updated POSTAL 2INSTALL NOTES1. Unpack the release2. Mount or burn image3. Install4. Copy everything from the SKIDROW folder into the game installation5. Block the game in your firewall and mark our cracked content assecure/trusted in your antivirus program6. Play the game7. Support the companies, which software you actually enjoy!GREETINGSTo all friends of the family and honorable rival groups!ascii art by thegodlike & terrific duomalodix + irokostitan artdivision
