Osho - The Art of Dying.pdf

Osho : I have heard a very beautiful Jewish joke.
There is a joke about a vampire who flew into Patrick O'Rourke's bedroom one night for
the purpose of drinking his blood. Remembering the stories his mother told him,
O'Rourke grabbed a crucifix and brandished it frantically in the vampire's face. The
vampire paused for a moment, shook his head condolingly, clucked his tongue, and
commented genially in the purest Yiddish, 'Oy vey, bubbula! Have you ever got the
wrong vampire!'
Now, if the vampire is Christian, good! You can show the cross. But if the vampire is
Jewish. then what? Then 'Oy vey, bubbula! Have you ever got the wrong vampire!'
If you have a certain belief and life does not fit with it, what are you going to do?..................
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