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I think Nigel Kennedy is a genius.
What an amazing violinist. OK...don't mither me. I had this mate once...long time ago ...his name was Ziggy. He was some sort of Polish merchant seaman or whatever. He lived with this blonde bird. And one night...(oh, should mention they lived in a tower block)...she opened the bedroom window and leapt. She made a right mess on the pavement. Talk about Heart of Darkness, it's not in it. And this happened in Manchester, UK. It was not even in the Belgian Congo. Joseph Conrad...eat your heart out. And I had this other mate whose name was John. Some bloke that John knew asked to borrow an axe from him. Then the bloke went home with the axe that John had lent him and buried it in his wife's skull. Another mate...he was called John aswell. When it used to be the old coin meters for the gas over here. He borrowed five pence for the gas meter and then stuck his head in the gas cooker oven. Topped himself. What I am trying to say is...I still love Sigourney Weaver. And I had this other mate, about thirty- five, thirty-six years ago. He went bonkers. Caved his mam's skull in with a Fender Telecaster. That's no way to treat a guitar. He said the voices from the television had told him to do it...what do you expect if you watch the BBC. He's still in the secure mental facility. He will never be allowed out. Oh yeah. Hi, guys. Forgot to say hello. Sorry. And do you know that a male's ejaculum exits from the penis at an average speed of about 28mph. That's faster than my bitch can gobble. Just thought I'd mention it. And a great quote for you. When a journalist asked Rita Hayworth why her personal life had been such a series of tragedy, she replied: "It's not my fault. Men went to bed with Gilda, but woke up with Rita Hayworth". Is that a great quote or what. She was a lovely looking woman. I might dig her up. Nightissuchproximity bursts into song: "Gimme the moonlight...gimme the spade...and leave the rest...to...me". Sharing Widget |