Justin Halpern - Sh*t My Dad Says

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 You Never Stop Worrying About Your Children.mp34.62 MB
 At the End of the Day, At Least You Have Family.mp34.5 MB
 You Have To Listen, And Don't Ignore What You Hear.mp33.73 MB
 It's Important to Know the Value of a Dollar.mp33.72 MB
 Not Everyone's Balls Should Be Busted.mp33.49 MB
 Try Your Best, and When That's not Good Enough, Figure Something Out Quick.mp33.37 MB
 Introduction.mp33.37 MB
 Sometimes It's Nice When People You Love Need You.mp33.22 MB
 You Have To Believe You're Worth a Damn.mp33.15 MB
 Do Not Be A Goddamned Liar.mp33.1 MB
 Don't Be So Quick to Buy Into What Authority Prescribes.mp33.04 MB
 It's Important To Behave Oneself.mp32.86 MB
 Focus on Living. Dying is the Easy Part..mp32.6 MB
 Confidence is the Way to a Woman's Heart (Or At Least Into Her Pants).mp32.3 MB
 Never Assume That Which You Do Not Know.mp31.69 MB
 Always Put Your Best Foot Forward.mp31.66 MB
 At The End of the Day, You Have to Make the Best Decision for Yourself.mp31.45 MB
 A Man's House is His House.mp31.24 MB
 Quotes 13.mp3976.16 KB
 Quotes 08.mp3895.16 KB
 Quotes 03.mp3883.35 KB
 Quotes 09.mp3851.85 KB
 Quotes 10.mp3848.75 KB
 Quotes 01.mp3848.75 KB
 Quotes 02.mp3817.25 KB
 Quotes 14.mp3811.63 KB
 Quotes 07.mp3732.6 KB
 Quotes 15.mp3720.79 KB
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Sh*t My Dad Says




Written by Justin Halpern
Read by Sean Schemmel
Format: MP3
Unabridged

After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him:

“That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won’t screw you. Don’t do it for them.”

“Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking.”

“The worst thing you can be is a liar...Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two.”

More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern’s philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes.

An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny’s, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns’ kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh-t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.

Just listen and laugh. That is all.

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