Important Things with Demetri Martin Season 1 Complete

episode 1: Timing



* Jokes about Timing

* Animation: camping vs. just outdoors sleeping

* Sketch: Bad Actor (with guest stars Amanda Peet as the actress and Jon Benjamin as the director)

* Sketch: A GUY who is way too early for a rave

* Animation: Good timing vs. Great timing

* Some Data about Timing

* "De Veers" ring commercials

* Sketch: Rookie Cop

* Animation: One Hour Photo vs. 59 Minute Photo

* Sketch: A GUY who is still way too early for a rave

* Sketch: "What" Slam Poet Champion

* Sketch: Jerry Pappas: Time Gigolo

* Other Jokes about Timing

* Dungeon Boys

* Animation: "Timing is Everything"

* Demonstration of Timing (Attempt to Combine Music, Drawing and Jokes).

* Credit sequence: Continuation of Jerry Pappas: Time Gigolo



Episode 2: Power



* Jokes About Power

* Sketch: Parking War (with guest star Jon Benjamin as the other driver)

* Sketch: A YELLOW BELT opens a new pair of headphones

* Power of Lines

* Sketch: A YELLOW BELT prepares some boxes for recycling

* Note on Power

* Sketch: The Revenger (with guest star Jon Benjamin as the therapist)

* Other Jokes About Power

* Sketch: A YELLOW BELT fights depression

* Music Situation: "Me vs. You"

* Sketch/Animation: Creedocide

* Sketch: Dungeon Boys 2

* Sketch: Demetrocles (with guest star former Rockapella bass singer Barry Carl as the announcer)

* Power of Words

* Sketch: "Hear" Folk Singer

* Power Tip

* Credit sequence: Trying to smash a car



Episode 3: Brains



* Jokes about Brains

* Animation: Neuron vs. Moron

* Sketch: Dinner with Heroes (with Jon Benjamin as Benjamin Franklin and guest star John Oliver as William Shakespeare)

* Sketch: "What" Slam Poet Champion 2

* Sketch: DADZ (New Dads) (with Jon Benjamin as the other dad)

* Some Data about Brains

* Sketch: DaMici

* Animation: Mountains vs. Wizard Looking at Mountains

* Equations about Brains

* Sketch: A GENIUS & AN IDIOT listening to smooth jazz

* Sketch: When you donate your brain to science

* Other Brains Jokes

* Sketch: Fairly Important Fairy Tales: The Prince and the Pauper: Five Years Later (with guest star John Oliver as the Prince)

* Sketch: "Hear" Folk Singer 2

* Notes About Brains

* Sketch: Demetrocles 2

* Demonstration

* Animation: Swimming with Dolphins

* Sponsors

* Credit sequence: A GENIUS & AN IDIOT at a monastery



Episode 4: Chairs



* Jokes about Chairs

* Animation: Throne Thrown

* Sketch: Urinal Talk (with guest star David Cross as Demetri's co-worker)

* Animation: Rocking Chair vs. More Rocking Chair

* Sketch: A YELLOW BELT tries to relax in a beach chair

* Large Pad: Sitting (Analysis)

* Animation: The Chair You Picked

* Sketch: Table 8

* Note about Rats

* Animation: Air vs. Hair vs. Chair vs. Chairman vs. Chairwoman

* Animation: Amusement Park Rides

* Sketch: A YELLOW BELT fights gravity

* Sponsors

* Sketch: "Hear" Folk Singer 3

* Sketch: Demetrocles 3

* Animation: A Lap Dance

* Sketch: Who Puts Gum Under a Chair?

* Unncessary Guitar

* Credit sequence: An audience member breaks a chair



Episode 5: Safety



* Jokes about Safety

* Sketch: New Spring Haven Home for the Elderly

* Sketch: An S&M couple whose safe word is: BILL PULLMAN (with guest star Jon Benjamin as the S&M man)

* Sketch: Pube-Safe

* Animation: Safety Pin vs. Danger Pin

* Sketch: Health Class - 1231 A.D.

* Large Pad: Safety Analysis

* Sketch: A guy with a neck brace (with guest star Jon Benjamin as another guy with a neck brace)

* Animation: Safety in numbers

* Sketch: An S&M couple whose safe word is: the correct pronunciation of GNOCCHI

* Safety Updates

* Chalkboard Animation/Sketch: Important Things Things

* Sketch: "Hear" Folk Singer 4

* Sketch: An S&M couple whose safe word is: HETERONYM

* Sketch: Dr. Elliot Nussbaum - Physicist

* More Jokes about Safety

* Sketch: Fairly Important Fairy Tales: The Royal Food Taster (with guest star John Oliver as the King)

* Credit sequence: Sponsors



Episode 6: Coolness



* Jokes About Coolness

* Animation: Cool vs. less cool

* Sketch: Hoodwinkers (with guest star Jon Benjamin as one of the Hoodwinkers)

* Sketch: DADZ (cool dadz) (with guest star Jon Benjamin as the other dad)

* Sketch: A DJ who gets up to pee in the middle of the night

* Some Data about coolness

* Sketch: The Dragon Man (with guest star Jon Benjamin as the other dragon man)

* Coolness note

* Sketch: "What" Slam Poet Champion 3

* Chalkboard Animation/Sketch: Important Things Things 2

* Sketch: Da Mici 2

* Other Jokes About Coolness

* Sketch: Dungeon Boys 3

* Song: Cool Ways to Propose

* Sketch: Da Mici 3

* Sketch: A GREEN BERET vs. a yellow jacket

* Coolness challenge

* Credit sequence: Trying to be cool with a pogo stick



Episode 7: Games



* Jokes about Games

* Animation: Tic Tac vs. Tic Tac Toe vs. Tic Tac Tic Tac Toe vs. Tic Tac Tic Tac Toe Toe

* Sketch: Devon Cottenfield: Emotional Escape Artist

* Greater than or equal to

* Sketch: The Annihilator

* Another joke about Games

* Sketch: 2009 M Games (with guest stars Jon Benjamin, John Mulaney and Eric Drysdale as themselves)

* Sketch: A tiny guy at a country club

* Sketch: A tiny guy on campus

* Other games jokes

* Sketch: Bird-Pranked

* Sketch: Da Mici 4

* Sketch: A tiny guy cheats at golf

* Sponsors

* Chalkboard Animation: Important Things Things 3

* Demonstration: Putting on socks and shoes using only my feet.