Family Guy S12E06 Life Of Brian (Alternate Version).mp4

This Is For Those Who Hated The "Vinny" Episode, 2 Episodes Spliced

alternate version not official, but enjoyable fan edit

Stewie and Brian flee a band of hostile Native Americans in a Jeep. Brian explains that on a trip to Jamestown in the past, Stewie gave the Native Americans guns which were used to wipe out the Europeans, leaving the Native Americans in charge of America. Stewie finds his return pad destroyed by bullets and decides to find the alternate timeline Stewie for help. Going to the equivalent of their house, they find a new time machine and pad and return to Jamestown to set things right. As soon as their original counterparts leave, they take back the guns and return to the proper time.

Tired of their close calls, Stewie makes a snap decision to destroy his time machine and crushes the remains at the junkyard. While there, Stewie and Brian find a street hockey net and take it home for exercise. The first time they set it up, Brian is hit and crushed by an out-of-control driver. At the vet, Brian is near death and the family says their goodbyes. Brian recovers long enough to express his love for the family, thanking them for a wonderful life before he dies.

Back home, while picking up the broken pieces of the hockey net, Stewie blames himself and the time machine for Brian's death. Stewie then realizes he can rebuild the time machine and use it to save Brian. Unfortunately, his dealer is unable to supply him with needed parts due to his connection being killed for unknowingly drawing Muhammad. Due to the grandfather paradox, Stewie has to accept that Brian may be truly gone. The family and friends hold a funeral for Brian where Peter gives a tear-jerking eulogy, Joe is pressured by a mourning black woman to find the man that killed Brian, and Quagmire does not pay attention to the service where he instead watches a video on his cell phone complaining at Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz to "not to swing at junk." As Brian's casket is lowered into his grave, Stewie throws a final red rose onto the casket and he and the Griffin family watch on tearfully.

A month later, the Griffin family still misses Brian dearly and Lois decides the best way for them to recover is to get a new dog. Peter chooses a smooth-talking dog named Vinny at the pet shop. Vinny and Stewie return to the Quahog Mall, where Stewie spots his past self time travelling to purchase a gift. Remembering the time travel occurred prior to Brian's death, Stewie realizes he can use the past Stewie's return pad to save Brian. Vinny appeals to past Stewie's vanity to obtain his backpack, and brings it to the current Stewie. Stewie says goodbye to Vinny, whom Stewie and the family will no longer have met if Brian lives.

Stewie arrives in the past, saving Brian from being hit by the car. After explaining the situation to Brian, Stewie sends the return pad back to his past self in order to prevent a temporal paradox. Now unable to return and having altered his past, Stewie fades from existence as Brian thanks him for his actions. Unaware of what occurred, the past Stewie comes out of the house and wonders who Brian was talking to.

In the present on Christmas Day, Brian is alive and well. Grateful to him for saving his life, Brian thanks Stewie, who remains oblivious to Brian's averted death, as well as his alternate self's actions.