Dead Dark Slide - Demo 2002 RARE Gothic Industrial

Dead Dark Slide - Self Titled Demo (2002)



Dead Dork Slide are/is for the most part a one person project, created by Ryan "I have no talent" Michalski, with some additional backing vocals and drums/synths by Juan "Punchy" Gonzales of Diet of Worms.



Rumored to be Goth/Industrial, Dead Dark Slide must be heard to be believed.

Inane lyrics, lousy production and vocals from hell.



Now defunct, DDS only played one show in September 2003 before calling it a day.



Ryan (Times Flies, Spaceking) is currently working with noise artist Clint Listing on one of their myriad of collaborations.



This is the ORIGINAL demo version of his/their 2004 release, with 5 songs not found on the later version.

If you ask real nice, I'll upload the 2004 release too....

I even have his equally crappy Spaceking release....which is the gayest pop ever recorded...



Track Listing:

(written as misspelled by "artist"



1) Fish Bowl

2) Grim

3) Cray

4) Sax & Violins

5) can You See Me?

6) Rainbow

7) REP

8) Tough

9) You Are Dead

10) Ryan09

11) Fock Love

12) You Wanted

13) Tree01





Studio Line-up



Glass Oils (Ryan) - Vocals, Guitar

Punchy - Drums, Synths



Live Line-up



Glass Oils (Ryan) - Vocals, Guitar

Punchy the Mummy - vocals, bass

Willy the Wonder Wolf - Synths, dancing

Metaldusa - backing vocals, dancing



http://www.soundclick.com/deaddarkslide

http://www.cosmonaught.50megs.com/

http://members.soundclick.com/spacesmp3






Seriously, this some of the most painfully pathetically funny shit ever recorded..

Let me know what you think,,,

How bad does it suck?

Best answer wins a prize....