Cheech and Chong Santa Claus and His Old Lady Christmas Comedy Song 1971 MP3 256K Beavis-Cornholio

Santa Claus and His Old Lady is a bit by Cheech and Chong, one of their best-known comedy routines. It was the duo's first single.

"Santa Claus and His Old Lady" did not appear on the duo's eponymous debut album, although the B-side, "Dave," did. The single barely reached the top 40, peaking at #38 on the Billboard Hot 100 in December 1971.
Synopsis

The sketch begins with Cheech attempting to write a parody of ¿Dónde Está Santa Claus? (Spanish for Where is Santa Claus?) a Christmas song by Augie Rios from 1958, to little success. Chong enters, at which point he reveals that he has never heard of Santa Claus (Chong repeatedly mistakes Santa Claus for a musician).

Cheech then explains the story of Santa Claus, but from an unusual perspective: he and his wife began in the projects, after which (in no small part due to the cannabis-infused brownies Mrs. Claus became known for) they were driven out and formed a commune at the North Pole with a large group of midgets. Cheech explains that the reason Santa's sleigh can fly is because of the liberal use of "magic dust" and that an uncomfortable experience with Border Patrol prompted him to go underground. According to Cheech, Santa Claus now works undercover as a Salvation Army bell-ringer, at which point Chong once again, and more certainly this time, asserts he really had played music with Santa Claus.